hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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