He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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