the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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