I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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