Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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