I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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