So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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