Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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