awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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