he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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