Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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