Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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