she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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