Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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