break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
