what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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