Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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