I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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