too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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