Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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