he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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