I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
why is half of my head shaved?
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