I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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