you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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