beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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