if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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