So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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