of course. lets lasso hookers.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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