My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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