they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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