Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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