glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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