You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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