I hate all girls vehemently.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
