the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She bit a glass in half.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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