So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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