I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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