Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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