How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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