We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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