we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
