All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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