Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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