No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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