I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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