you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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