we made out on top of his cat.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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