I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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