obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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