Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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