Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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