You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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