Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
