ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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