On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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